I Love Beer! (nips not included)

I Love Beer! (Liquor Not Included)

Regular price $ 59.99 Sale price $ 49.99
29 in stock

You know you have that friend that truly loves beer. Sometimes he pisses himself when he crashes on your couch? (yikes!)
You're still not entirely sure why you're friends with him? Well, then this is the ultimate gift for your lucky drinking buddy. Perfect for bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, birthdays, cook outs, bar mitzvahs (?) and baby showers.
Smash it open, have some nips, then have that awkward talk about your 'friendship' and where it's going. Cheers to drinking buddies! 100% Satisfaction Guarantee - Don't love it? Return with no questions asked.

Maximum Capacity: 30 Nips

22"(h) x 8"(w) x 8"(d)

Assembled in the beautiful USA!

  • 💪”BUILT TOUGH FOR INEBRIATED ADULTS” We make these big and strong so that even your strongest most coordinated grown up drinking buddy won’t smash this open too quickly. Holds up to 30 miniature plastic bottles of liquor or any other goodies you want to include. Lasts for up to 20 - 30 minutes of smashing fun!
  • 😜”ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL” A hilarious must-have for any party! This product can either be hung up to smash, used as a table decoration or carried around as a boozy prop on your debaucherous adventure.
  • 🥠”TRUTH OR DARE STYLE MESSAGES” We include NIPYATA!® Fortunes on a separate sheet of stickers (24 1” x 1” stickers) that can be attached to each mini bottle of liquor that have Truth or Dare inspired messages. 
  • 🎲”THE RULES OF NIPYATA!® ARE SO FUN AND HELPFUL” Our NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game Instructions are a twisted, naughty take on the traditional piñata experience designed for adults! Don’t remember how to play piñata? Read our instructions and make your evening a smash-hit!
  • 👍”SUPER CONVENIENT” We include everything you need: a blindfold, stick, hanging twine and sticker to seal the hole so you don’t need to worry about anything other than getting smashed on your debaucherous night.

Includes:

  • 20 feet of hanging twine for your convenience
  • Assorted Candy:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum Lollipops
  • NIPYATA! Fortunes: Messages attached to each nip (create your own, or leave blank and we'll include our own - some naughty, some nice)
  • Blindfold and Smashin' Stick
  • Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add some more goodies to your NIPYATA! before smashing open.


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