The Dirty Bird (Black) (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)Regular price $ 89.99
The Dirty Bird is a big hit with bird watchers everywhere, and a nice gift for when you want to say to your friend, "I always knew you were a dirty bird." You'll send this dirty, tipsy bird flying into smithereens with a good series of ass smacks with our 20" NIPYATA! Smashin' Stick.
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- 15 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (Nips!):
- Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam® Whiskey (1)
- Deep Eddy® Vodka (2), Smirnoff® Vodka (2),
- Jose Cuervo® Silver (1), JaJa® Tequila Blanco 100% Agave Azul (2), Jim Beam® Honey Whiskey (1)
- Captain Morgan's® Rum (1), Bacardi® Rum (1)
- NIPYATA!® Hangin' Twine - for your hanging convenience
- NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick - built for adults
- NIPYATA!® Blindin' Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover!
- NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® - hilarious instructions and gameplay variations
- NIPYATA!® Personalized Note - tell your boozy lover how much they mean to you
- Assorted Candy: Skittles®, Starburst®, Gummy Lifesavers®, Dots®, Dum Dum® Lollipops (20+ packs)
- Gift Receipt (no pricing shown to recipient)
- Discreet Packaging - keeps it a surprise - plus your boss doesn't need to know about your drinking and smashing problem
- Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!
Size: 22"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d)
Demeanor: Dirty. Naughty. Mocking.