The Donald Trump Nipyata! (nips not included)

The Trump-Yata! (Liquor Not Included)

Regular price $ 39.99
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If you've ever wanted to take a bat to Donald Trump then this is your go-to NIPYATA!  Smash him right in the puss.  Your event will be YUGE!  Election night party nirvana! Tuesday November 3rd 2020 will be here before you know it! (This is the exact NIPYATA! that teetotaler would order. I GUARANTEE it!)

***This is a pre-order product and will begin shipping on April 20th***


Includes:

  • 20 feet of THE BEST hanging twine
  • AMAZING NIPYATA! Fortunes - Adhesive Stickers inspired by Truth or Dare and famous Trump Quotes to attach to each bottle before you stuff it inside his dome. Read your NIPYATA! Fortune before doing your shot.
  • BRILLIANT Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover!
  • YUGE 20" NIPYATA® Smashin' Stick
  • NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game - our naughty, boozy take on the adult piñata game
  • SPECIAL forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Maximum Capacity: 25 Nips plus candies

Dimensions: 24"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d)

Arrives empty and designed for you to add any additional contraband from your private stash!

Pre-order item: Ships via FedEx on April 20th.  Assembled in USA.