If you've ever wanted to take a bat to Donald Trump then this is your go-to NIPYATA! Smash him right in the puss. Your event will be YUGE! Election night party nirvana! Tuesday November 3rd 2020 will be here before you know it!
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💪”BUILT TOUGH FOR INEBRIATED ADULTS” We make these big and strong so that even your strongest most coordinated grown up drinking buddy won’t smash this open too quickly. Holds up to 30 miniature plastic bottles of liquor or any other goodies you want to include. Lasts for 20 - 30 minutes of smashing fun!
🙋”SIZE MATTERS” Big enough so even your most inebriated friend will still make contact!
😜”ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL” A hilarious must-have for any party or gift occasion! This product can either be hung up to smash or to be carried around as a boozy prop on your debaucherous adventure.
🥠”TRUTH OR DARE STYLE MESSAGES” We include NIPYATA!® Fortunes on a separate sheet of stickers (24 1” x 1” stickers) that can be attached to each mini bottle of liquor that have Truth or Dare inspired messages.
🎲”THE RULES OF NIPYATA!® ARE SO FUN AND HELPFUL” Our NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game Instructions are a twisted, naughty take on the traditional piñata experience designed for adults! Don’t remember how to play piñata? Read our instructions and make your evening a smash-hit!
👍”SUPER CONVENIENT” We include everything you need: a blindfold, stick, hanging twine and sticker to seal the hole so you don’t need to worry about anything other than getting smashed on your debaucherous night. (Mini bottles of spirits sold separately.)
A sheet of 24 NIPYATA! Fortunes: Messages on adhesive labels for you to attach to each nip. 1" x 1" stickers. 24 per sheet.
NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® sheet - follow the directions. Have more explosive fun.
Bursting with Good Luck and Special Forces that Ward Off Evil Spirits
Smashin' Stick, Blindfold and 20 feet of hanging twine for your convenience
Assorted Candy: Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum's
100% Satisfaction Guarantee-return for a full refund, no questions asked
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