The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!

The Merry Classy Burrito!

Regular price $ 129.99 Sale price $ 59.99
1 in stock

The Merry Classy Burrito NIPYATA! is a fan favorite for the boozy Holiday Season and comes strapped with an adorable Santa Hat on his perfectly shaped party dome. He's classy. He's merry. He's filled with booze. Perfect for those keeping it classy while partying hard at saucy Holiday Shindigs. Free ground shipping included. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.


- 24"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d)
- Assembled in the beautiful USA!

Includes:

  • Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (An assortment of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey, Jack Daniel's, Deep Eddy Vodka, Smirnoff Vodka, Jose Cuervo Silver, Jose Cuervo Gold, Captain Morgan's Rum, Bacardi Rum, Margaritaville Tequila, and more
  • 20 feet of hanging twine, Smashin' Stick and Blindfold for your convenience
  • Assorted Candy:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum Lollipops (20 - 25 packs)
  • NIPYATA! Fortunes: Messages attached to each nip (create your own, or leave blank and we'll include our own - some naughty, some nice)
  • Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package.