Booze-Filled
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"The Ultimate Boozy Holiday Gift."

"So. Much. Fun."

We created NIPYATA! for the fun ones. All of those grownups out there who refuse to grow up.

You know who you are - you still appreciate a good laugh, a great party and some old-fashioned tomfoolery.

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Drunken-Santa! (Pre-Order)
Drunken-Santa! (Pre-Order)

Drunken-Santa!® NIPYATA!®

Regular price $ 109.99 Sale price $ 99.99

Hohoho!  Santa was just about to take a smoke on his pipe, but then your group of tipsy holiday rabble rousers came along. Step up your holiday office party or holiday vacation at the in-laws with some saucy smashing!  100% Satisfaction Guarantee. In Stock. Ships within 24 business hours. Arrives within 2 - 6 business days.

Can be used as a hysterical prop, a festive table decoration or bring him out on the town during your Holiday Pub Crawl

Size: 21"(h) x 12"(w) x 8"(d) Assembled in the beautiful USA!

Conveniently pre-loaded with mini plastic bottles of spirits and 25 candies.

To customize your liquor selection, use our Custom Order Form

Includes:

  • 50ml Plastic Bottles of Delicious Booze conveniently pre-loaded inside the piñata:
  • Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey, Jim Beam® Whiskey and Honey Whiskey
  • Deep Eddy® Ruby Red Grapefruit Vodka and Lemon Vodka, Smirnoff® Straight Vodka
  • Jose Cuervo® Silver, Jose Cuervo® Gold, Margaritaville® Gold
  • Captain Morgan's® Rum, Bacardi® Rum
  • 20 feet of hanging twine for your convenience
  • 25 Assorted Candy Chasers:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum Lollipops and more
  • NIPYATA!® Blindfold and NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick
  • Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!
  • 100% Satisfaction Guarantee - don't love it, return it for a full refund. No questions asked.
  • This is a Pre-Order Item to arrive by Dec. 10, 2019
  • Shipped in discreet packaging - unmarked brown shipping box
  • Gift Receipt Included - no pricing on packing slip
  • Makes for a ridiculously fun Holiday Gift!

Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own goodies. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package.

The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!

The Merry Classy Burrito!® NIPYATA!®

Regular price $ 119.99 Sale price $ 89.99

The Merry Classy Burrito NIPYATA! is a fan favorite for the boozy Holiday Season and comes strapped with an adorable Santa Hat on his perfectly shaped party dome. He's classy. He's merry. He's conveniently filled with mini plastic bottles of booze and 25 candies. Perfect for those keeping it classy while partying hard at saucy Holiday Shindigs. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed. Don't love it? Return for free. No questions asked. In stock. Ships within 24 business hours. Arrives in 2 - 6 business days.

- Size: 21"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d) Assembled in the beautiful USA!

- Conveniently pre-loaded with mini plastic bottles of spirits and 25 packs of candies

- Can be used as a hysterical prop, a festive table decoration or bring him out on the town during your Holiday Pub Crawl

Includes:

  • Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (An assortment of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey, Jack Daniel's, Deep Eddy Vodka, Smirnoff Vodka, Jose Cuervo Silver, Jose Cuervo Gold, Captain Morgan's Rum, Bacardi Rum, Margaritaville Tequila, and Jim Beam Bourbon) To Personalize Your Liquor Selection Use This Form
  • 20 feet of hanging twine, Smashin' Stick and Blindfold for your convenience
  • 25 Packs of Assorted Candy:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum Lollipops
  • Hilarious NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game Instructions on how to setup and play
  • Gift Receipt Included (no pricing displayed)
  • Discreet Brown Box (your boss doesn't need to know about this)
  • Beautifully Packaged Blue Box (to effortlessly carry and protect your boozy friend)
  • Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package. 

**In stock and ships within 24 business hours. Email us if you think you might need expedited shipping.**

"The most entertaining gift I've ever received."

Built Tough

Designed to withstand the power swings of inebriated adults and hold up to eight pounds of liquor. This ain't no kiddie piñata.

Soft Plastic Bottles

Shipped in a discreet package with a gift receipt and a free hand-written note! We include safe plastic bottles of liquor and candies, plus the naughty NIPYATA! Rules of the Game®.

Deliver By Date

We ensure it arrives on time for the debauchery! Let's get a few nips inside you and go make some bad decisions!

"May all of your gifts be boozy, brilliant and fun!"

The NIPYATA!® has been known to induce laughter, euphoria and bring good luck.

Some say it is a natural libido enhancer. You be the judge.

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Smashing Cancer

At NIPYATA! we're not just smashing 'Yatas. We're donating 5% of proceeds to Cancer Research. Party with a purpose.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these things dangerous? What's inside?

Dangerous? Hell yes, they are dangerous. Any type of piñata is potentially dangerous, but especially Nipyatas. For your safety, we use plastic bottles of delicious liquor.

If I bring a NIPYATA! out on the town, what can I expect?

You'll make a crazy amount of stupid friends, or a stupid amount of crazy friends. Either way, you'll look like a golden party goddess next time you're out getting ripped.

What if I absolutely need one delivered today?

You can find the Stay Classy Burrito® NIPYATA! In these fine stores. Call them for delivery options.

If I send this to my significant other and don't get laid, can I get my money back?

We have a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee for a reason. This product does not disappoint.

If I sent one to my grandma for her 70th birthday, am I a sicko?

You'd be a sicko not to send it. Smashing a NIPYATA!® is therapeutic and invigorating.

I brought two Peen-Yata! to my friend's bach, and her idiot friend from college Marisa said that I was "peacocking" - what do you guys think?

Marisa is, in fact, an idiot. Two Peens is always better than one Peen. That's just science.

Can you make me a six foot long Peen-Yata! filled with Colombian marching powder and bath salts?

Can I answer a question with two questions?

Why do you think we created this Ridiculous Custom Order Form

What if I have a serious question about this?

Another great question. We try not to field too many serious questions, but you can always check our FAQ or email us at hola@nipyata.com

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