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"So. Much. Fun."

We created NIPYATA! for the fun ones. All of those grownups out there who refuse to grow up.

You know who you are - you still appreciate a good laugh, a great party and some old-fashioned tomfoolery.

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"The most entertaining gift I've ever received."

Built Tough

Designed to withstand the power swings of inebriated adults and hold up to eight pounds of liquor. This ain't no kiddie piñata.

Soft Plastic Bottles

We include safe plastic bottles of liquor and candies, plus the hysterical NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game®.

Deliver By Date

We ensure it arrives on time for the debauchery! Let's get a few nips inside you and go make some bad decisions!

"May all of your gifts be boozy, brilliant and fun!"

The NIPYATA!® has been known to induce laughter, euphoria and bring good luck.

Some say it is a natural libido enhancer. You be the judge.

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Drunken-Santa!® NIPYATA!® (10 Bottles Pre-loaded)
Drunken-Santa!® NIPYATA!® (10 Bottles Pre-loaded)
Drunken-Santa!® NIPYATA!® (10 Bottles Pre-loaded)
Drunken-Santa!® NIPYATA!® (10 Bottles Pre-loaded)

Drunken-Santa!® NIPYATA!® (10 Bottles Pre-loaded)

$ 89.99


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Select the liquors, pick your delivery date and let's get smashed!

The ultimate boozy gift for grownups who refuse to grow up.

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Drunken-Santa!® NIPYATA!® (10 Bottles Pre-loaded)
Drunken-Santa!® NIPYATA!® (10 Bottles Pre-loaded)
Drunken-Santa!® NIPYATA!® (10 Bottles Pre-loaded)
Drunken-Santa!® NIPYATA!® (10 Bottles Pre-loaded)

Drunken-Santa!® NIPYATA!® (10 Bottles Pre-loaded)

$ 89.99


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Hohoho!  Santa was just about to take a smoke on his pipe, but then your group of tipsy holiday rabble rousers came along. Step up your holiday office party or holiday vacation at the in-laws with some saucy smashing!  

100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Ships next business day. Arrives within 2 - 5 business days. Email us if you need it expedited: hola@nipyata.com

Can be used as a hysterical prop or a festive table decoration.

Size: 20"(h) x 11"(w) x 8"(d) Assembled in the beautiful USA!

100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Don't love it? Return for free with no questions asked. Want to customize the liquors? Use this Custom Order Form

Includes:

  • 10 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (Nips!):
  • Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (3), Jim Beam® Whiskey (1)
  • Deep Eddy® Vodka (1), Smirnoff® Vodka (1),
  • Jose Cuervo® Gold (1), JaJa® Blanco Tequila Silver (1)
  • Captain Morgan's® Rum (1), Bacardi® Rum (1) 
  • NIPYATA!® Hangin' Twine - for your hanging convenience
  • NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick - built for adults
  • NIPYATA!® Blindin' Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover!
  • NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® - hilarious instructions and gameplay variations
  • NIPYATA!® Handwritten Note - tell your boozy lover how much they mean to you
  • NIPYATA!® Blue Box - super classy packaging for your enjoyment
  • 15 Assorted Candies:  Skittles®, Starburst®, Gummy Lifesavers®, Dots®, Dum Dum® Lollipops (20+ packs)
  • Gift Receipt (no pricing shown to recipient)
  • Discreet Packaging - keeps it a surprise - plus your boss doesn't need to know about your drinking and smashing problem
  • Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Demeanor: Festive. Nice Lap. Pipe Scented. Smashy. Fun loving. Generous.

Assembled in the beautiful USA!  The candy and miniature plastic bottles of spirits are conveniently packed inside the NIPYATA! Open box. Hang 'Yata. Smash Responsibly. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package. 

Please note, if you are shipping to a state where we cannot deliver liquor, we will swap in 5% ABV Smith & Sinclair® Booze-Infused Gummies instead of the nips of spirits. (AK, AL, HI, PA, TX, UT)

The Merry Classy Burrito!® NIPYATA!® (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)
The Merry Classy Burrito!® NIPYATA!® (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!® NIPYATA!® (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)
The Merry Classy Burrito!® NIPYATA!® (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!
The Merry Classy Burrito!

The Merry Classy Burrito!® NIPYATA!® (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)

$ 109.99


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The Merry Classy Burrito NIPYATA! is a fan favorite for the boozy Holiday Season and comes strapped with an adorable Santa Hat on his perfectly shaped party dome.

He's classy. He's merry. Perfect for those keeping it classy while partying hard at saucy Holiday Shindigs.

100% Satisfaction Guaranteed. Don't love it? Return for free. No questions asked.

In stock. Ships within 24 business hours. Arrives in 2 - 6 business days.

- Size: 21"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d) Assembled in the beautiful USA!

- Conveniently pre-loaded with mini plastic bottles of spirits and 25 packs of candies

- Can be used as a hysterical prop or a festive table decoration

Includes:

  • 15 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (An assortment of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey, Jim Beam, Jim Beam Honey, Deep Eddy Vodka, Smirnoff Vodka, Jose Cuervo Silver, Jose Cuervo Gold, Captain Morgan's Rum, Bacardi Rum and JAJA Tequila)
  • To Personalize Your Liquor Selection or Add More Bottles Use This Form
  • 20 feet of hanging twine, Smashin' Stick and Blindfold for your convenience
  • 25 Packs of Assorted Candy:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum Lollipops
  • Hilarious NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game Instructions on how to setup and play
  • Gift Receipt Included (no pricing displayed)
  • Discreet Brown Box (your boss doesn't need to know about this)
  • Beautifully Packaged Blue Box (to effortlessly carry and protect your boozy friend)
  • Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package. 

**In stock and ships within 24 business hours. Email us if you think you might need expedited shipping - hola@nipyata.com.**

NYE Poppin' Bottles In The Ice NIPYATA!® (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)
NYE Poppin' Bottles In The Ice NIPYATA!® (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)
NYE Poppin' Bottles In The Ice NIPYATA!® (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)
NYE Poppin' Bottles In The Ice NIPYATA!® (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)

NYE Poppin' Bottles In The Ice NIPYATA!® (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)

$ 109.99


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Poppin' Bottles In The Ice® NIPYATA!® is a fan favorite and perfect for those keeping it classy while partying hard. In-stock and arrives within 1 - 6 business days depending on your shipping address. Makes the perfect Congratulations Gift!

100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Don't love it? Return for free with no questions asked.

This is the ultimate Bach Party, Engagement Party, Wedding Reception or Anniversary Party Gift - it reeks of pure class.  To customize the number of plastic bottles and types of liquor use our wicked awesome Custom Order Form

Includes:

  • 15 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (Nips!):
  • Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam® Whiskey (1)
  • Deep Eddy® Vodka (2), Smirnoff® Vodka (2),
  • Jose Cuervo® Silver (1), Jose Cuervo® Gold (1), Margaritaville® Gold (2)
  • Captain Morgan's® Rum (1), Bacardi® Rum (1) 
  • NIPYATA!® Hangin' Twine - for your hanging convenience
  • NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick - built for adults
  • NIPYATA!® Blindin' Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover!
  • NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® - hilarious instructions and gameplay variations
  • NIPYATA!® Handwritten Note - tell your boozy lover how much they mean to you
  • Assorted Candy:  Skittles®, Starburst®, Gummy Lifesavers®, Dots®, Dum Dum® Lollipops (20+ packs)
  • Gift Receipt (no pricing shown to recipient)
  • Discreet Packaging - keeps it a surprise - plus your boss doesn't need to know about your drinking and smashing problem
  • Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Size: 22"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d)

Demeanor: Sophisticated. Celebratory. Polished. Distinguished. Boozy. Successful. Proud.

Assembled in the beautiful USA! Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. The candy and miniature plastic bottles of spirits are conveniently packed inside the NIPYATA! Open box. Hang 'Yata. Smash Responsibly. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package. Due to interstate shipping laws, we cannot ship products that contain alcohol to the following states: (AK, HI, PA, UT, WY, ND, SD, IL) Please email us for in-state pick-up options or expedited delivery at hola@nipyata.com

The #1 Adult Booze Piñata: The Stay Classy Burrito®! (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)
The #1 Adult Booze Piñata: The Stay Classy Burrito®! (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)

The #1 Adult Booze Piñata: The Stay Classy Burrito®! (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)

$ 89.99


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The Stay Classy Burrito® NIPYATA!® is a fan favorite and perfect for those keeping it classy while partying hard. The Ultimate Boozy Birthday Gift!

100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Don't love it? Return for free with no questions asked. Want to customize the liquors? Use this Custom Order Form

***In stock and ships within 2 business days to arrive within 3 - 8 business days. Please email hola@nipyata.com if you need it expedited or select a future date to align with a birthday or event.***

This is the Original NIPYATA! - it reeks of pure class. 

Includes:

  • 15 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (Nips!):
  • Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam® Whiskey (1)
  • Deep Eddy® Vodka (2), Smirnoff® Vodka (2),
  • Jose Cuervo® Silver (1), Jose Cuervo® Gold (1)
  • JAJA® Blanco Tequila Silver (2)
  • Captain Morgan's® Rum (1), Bacardi® Rum (1) 
  • NIPYATA!® Hangin' Twine - for your hanging convenience
  • NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick - built for adults
  • NIPYATA!® Blindin' Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover!
  • NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® - hilarious instructions and gameplay variations
  • NIPYATA!® Handwritten Note - tell your boozy lover how much they mean to you
  • 15 Assorted Candies:  Skittles®, Starburst®, Gummy Lifesavers®, Dots®, Dum Dum® Lollipops (20+ packs)
  • Gift Receipt (no pricing shown to recipient)
  • Discreet Packaging - keeps it a surprise - plus your boss doesn't need to know about your drinking and smashing problem
  • Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Size: 17"(h) x 5"(w) x 13"(d)

Demeanor: Cuddly. Cute. Boozy. Smashy. Fun loving.

Assembled in the beautiful USA! Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. The candy and miniature plastic bottles of spirits are conveniently packed inside the NIPYATA! Open box. Hang 'Yata. Smash Responsibly. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package. 

The Covid-Yata!® (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)
The Covid-Yata!® (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)

The Covid-Yata!® (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)

$ 94.99


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The Covid-Yata!® NIPYATA!® is a fan favorite and perfect for those looking to take out their frustration on this nasty virus. Smash and get smashed with The Ultimate Boozy Gift!

100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Don't love it? Return for free with no questions asked. Want to customize the liquors? Use this Custom Order Form

***In stock and ships within 2 business days to arrive within 3 - 8 business days. Please email hola@nipyata.com if you need it expedited or select a future date to align with a birthday or event.***

This is the Original NIPYATA! - it reeks of pure class. 

Includes:

  • 15 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (Nips!):
  • Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam® Whiskey (1)
  • Deep Eddy® Vodka (3), Smirnoff® Vodka (3),
  • JaJa® Tequila Blanco 100% Agave Azul (2)
  • Captain Morgan's® Rum (1), Bacardi® Rum (1) 
  • NIPYATA!® Hangin' Twine - for your hanging convenience
  • NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick - built for adults
  • NIPYATA!® Blindin' Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover!
  • NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® - hilarious instructions and gameplay variations
  • NIPYATA!® Handwritten Note - tell your boozy lover how much they mean to you
  • 15 Assorted Candies:  Skittles®, Starburst®, Gummy Lifesavers®, Dots®, Dum Dum® Lollipops (20+ packs)
  • Gift Receipt (no pricing shown to recipient)
  • Discreet Packaging - keeps it a surprise - plus your boss doesn't need to know about your drinking and smashing problem
  • Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Size: 17"(h) x 17"(w) x 4"(d)

Demeanor: Nasty. Ruthless. Contagious. Deadly. The Worst.

Assembled in the beautiful USA! Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. The candy and miniature plastic bottles of spirits are conveniently packed inside the NIPYATA! Open box. Hang 'Yata. Smash Responsibly. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package. 

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these things dangerous? What's inside?

Dangerous? Hell yes, they are dangerous. Any type of piñata is potentially dangerous, but especially a NIPYATA!®. For your safety, we use plastic bottles of delicious liquor.

Can I pick the liquors?

Use our Custom Order Form to pick the liquors and number of bottles you need.

How fast can I get a NIPYATA! delivered?

It will arrive within 2 - 4 business days. Email hola@nipyata.com for expedited shipping options, you saucy little minx.

What if the recipient's state doesn't allow liquor shipping?

To ship a NIPYATA! to PA, UT or TX we swap out the nips of liquor for 5% ABV Booze-Infused Candies by Smith & Sinclair® - they are tasty, boozy and can be shipped to all 50 states - click here to check it out.

If I send this to my significant other and don't get laid, can I get my money back?

We have a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee for a reason. This product does not disappoint.

If I sent one to my grandma for her 70th birthday, am I a sicko?

You'd be a sicko not to send it. Smashing a NIPYATA!® is therapeutic and invigorating.

Can you make me a six foot long Peen-Yata! filled with Colombian marching powder and bath salts?

Can I answer a question with two questions?

Why do you think we created this Ridiculous Custom Order Form? 

What if I have a serious question about this?

Another great question. We try not to field too many serious questions, but you can always check our FAQ or email us at hola@nipyata.com

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