"So. Much. Fun."

We created NIPYATA! for the fun ones. All of those grownups out there who refuse to grow up.

You know who you are - you still appreciate a good laugh, a great party and some old-fashioned tomfoolery.

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"The most entertaining gift I've ever received."

Built Tough

Designed to withstand the power swings of inebriated adults and hold up to eight pounds of liquor. This ain't no kiddie piñata.

Soft Plastic Bottles

We include safe plastic bottles of liquor and candies, plus the hysterical NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game®.

Deliver By Date

We ensure it arrives on time for the debauchery! Let's get a few nips inside you and go make some bad decisions!

"May all of your gifts be boozy, brilliant and fun!"

The NIPYATA!® has been known to induce laughter, euphoria and bring good luck.

Some say it is a natural libido enhancer. You be the judge.

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The #1 Adult Booze Piñata: The Stay Classy Burrito®! (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)

$ 119.99 $ 89.99

The Stay Classy Burrito® NIPYATA!® is a fan favorite and perfect for those keeping it classy while partying hard. The Ultimate Boozy Birthday Gift!

100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Don't love it? Return for free with no questions asked.

***In stock and ships within 2 business days to arrive within 3 - 8 business days. Please email hola@nipyata.com if you need it expedited or select a future date to align with a birthday or event.***

This is the Original NIPYATA! - it reeks of pure class.

Includes:

15 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (Nips!):
If you'd prefer to customize the liquor use this order page
Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam® Whiskey (1)
Deep Eddy® Vodka (2), Smirnoff® Vodka (2),
Jose Cuervo® Silver (1), Jose Cuervo® Gold (1), Margaritaville® Gold (2)
Captain Morgan's® Rum (1), Bacardi® Rum (1)
NIPYATA!® Hangin' Twine - for your hanging convenience
NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick - built for adults
NIPYATA!® Blindin' Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover!
NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® - hilarious instructions and gameplay variations
NIPYATA!® Handwritten Note - tell your boozy lover how much they mean to you
15 Assorted Candies: Skittles®, Starburst®, Gummy Lifesavers®, Dots®, Dum Dum® Lollipops (20+ packs)
Gift Receipt (no pricing shown to recipient)
Discreet Packaging - keeps it a surprise - plus your boss doesn't need to know about your drinking and smashing problem
Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Size: 17"(h) x 5"(w) x 13"(d)

Demeanor: Cuddly. Cute. Boozy. Smashy. Fun loving.

Assembled in the beautiful USA! Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. The candy and miniature plastic bottles of spirits are conveniently packed inside the NIPYATA! Open box. Hang 'Yata. Smash Responsibly.

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these things dangerous? What's inside?

Dangerous? Hell yes, they are dangerous. Any type of piñata is potentially dangerous, but especially a NIPYATA!®. For your safety, we use plastic bottles of delicious liquor.

If I bring a NIPYATA! out on the town, what can I expect?

You'll make a crazy amount of stupid friends, or a stupid amount of crazy friends. Either way, you'll look like a golden party goddess next time you're out getting ripped.

What if I absolutely need one delivered today?

You can find the Stay Classy Burrito® NIPYATA! In these fine stores. Call them for delivery options.

If I send this to my significant other and don't get laid, can I get my money back?

We have a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee for a reason. This product does not disappoint.

If I sent one to my grandma for her 70th birthday, am I a sicko?

You'd be a sicko not to send it. Smashing a NIPYATA!® is therapeutic and invigorating.

I brought two Peen-Yata! to my friend's bach, and her idiot friend from college Marisa said that I was "peacocking" - what do you guys think?

Marisa is, in fact, an idiot. Two Peens is always better than one Peen. That's just science.

Can you make me a six foot long Peen-Yata! filled with Colombian marching powder and bath salts?

Can I answer a question with two questions?

Why do you think we created this Ridiculous Custom Order Form?

What if I have a serious question about this?

Another great question. We try not to field too many serious questions, but you can always check our FAQ or email us at hola@nipyata.com

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