We created NIPYATA! for the fun ones. All of those grownups out there who refuse to grow up.
You know who you are - you still appreciate a good laugh, a great party and some old-fashioned tomfoolery.
Designed to withstand the power swings of inebriated adults and hold up to eight pounds of liquor. This ain't no kiddie piñata.
We include safe plastic bottles of liquor and candies, plus the hysterical NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game®.
We ensure it arrives on time for the debauchery! Let's get a few nips inside you and go make some bad decisions!
The NIPYATA!® has been known to induce laughter, euphoria and bring good luck.
Some say it is a natural libido enhancer. You be the judge.
Dangerous? Hell yes, they are dangerous. Any type of piñata is potentially dangerous, but especially a NIPYATA!®. For your safety, we use plastic bottles of delicious liquor.
You'll make a crazy amount of stupid friends, or a stupid amount of crazy friends. Either way, you'll look like a golden party goddess next time you're out getting ripped.
You can find the Stay Classy Burrito® NIPYATA! In these fine stores. Call them for delivery options.
We have a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee for a reason. This product does not disappoint.
You'd be a sicko not to send it. Smashing a NIPYATA!® is therapeutic and invigorating.
Marisa is, in fact, an idiot. Two Peens is always better than one Peen. That's just science.
Can I answer a question with two questions?
Why do you think we created this Ridiculous Custom Order Form?
Another great question. We try not to field too many serious questions, but you can always check our FAQ or email us at hola@nipyata.com
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