Booze Piñatas Delivered

"the most entertaining gift i've ever received"

"So. Much. Fun."

We created NIPYATA! for the fun ones. All of those grownups out there who refuse to grow up.

You know who you are - you still appreciate a good laugh, a great party and some old-fashioned tomfoolery.

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Our mission is simple: to rid the world of boring gifts.

Built Tough

Designed to withstand the power swings of inebriated adults and hold up to eight pounds of liquor. This ain't no kiddie piñata.

Soft Plastic Bottles

We include safe plastic bottles of liquor and candies, plus the provocative and naughty NIPYATA! Rules of the Game®.

Deliver By Date

We ensure it arrives on time for the debauchery! Let's get a few nips inside you and go make some bad decisions!

"May all of your gifts be boozy, brilliant and fun!"

The NIPYATA!® has been known to induce laughter, euphoria and bring good luck.

Some say it is a natural libido enhancer. You be the judge.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these things dangerous? What's inside?

Dangerous? Hell yes, they are dangerous. Any type of piñata is potentially dangerous, but especially Nipyatas. For your safety, we use plastic bottles of delicious liquor.

Will this gift make me look like a professional gift giver?

 The NIPYATA!® is transformative for both the gift giver and the recipient. It makes everyone look like an absolute genius.

If I bring a NIPYATA! out on the town, what can I expect?

You'll make a crazy amount of stupid friends, or a stupid amount of crazy friends. Either way, you'll look like a golden party goddess next time you're out getting ripped.

What if I absolutely need one delivered today?

You can find the Stay Classy Burrito® NIPYATA! In these fine stores. Call them for delivery options.

If I send this to my significant other and don't get laid, can I get my money back?

We have a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee for a reason. This product does not disappoint.

If I sent one to my grandma for her 70th birthday, am I a sicko?

You'd be a sicko not to send it. Smashing a NIPYATA!® is therapeutic and invigorating.

I brought two Peen-Yata! to my friend's bach, and her idiot friend from college Marisa said that I was "peacocking" - what do you guys think?

Marisa is, in fact, an idiot. Two Peens is always better than one Peen. That's just science.

Can you make me a six foot long Peen-Yata! filled with Colombian marching powder and bath salts?

Next question please.

What if I have a serious question about this?

Another great question. We try not to field too many serious questions but you can always check our FAQ or email us at hola@nipyata.com

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