We created NIPYATA! for the fun ones. All of those grownups out there who refuse to grow up.
You know who you are - you still appreciate a good laugh, a great party and some old-fashioned tomfoolery.
The NIPYATA!® has been known to induce laughter, euphoria and bring good luck.
Some say it is a natural libido enhancer. You be the judge.
The ultimate boozy gift for grownups who refuse to grow up.
Dangerous? Hell yes, they are dangerous. Any type of piñata is potentially dangerous, but especially a NIPYATA!®. For your safety, we use plastic bottles of delicious liquor.
It will arrive within 2 - 4 business days. Email firstname.lastname@example.org for expedited shipping options, you saucy little minx.
To ship a NIPYATA! to PA, UT or TX we swap out the nips of liquor for 5% ABV Booze-Infused Candies by Smith & Sinclair® - they are tasty, boozy and can be shipped to all 50 states - click here to check it out.
We have a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee for a reason. This product does not disappoint.
You'd be a sicko not to send it. Smashing a NIPYATA!® is therapeutic and invigorating.
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