Piñatas Delivered

"The Ultimate Boozy Gift."

"So. Much. Fun."

We created NIPYATA! for the fun ones. All of those grownups out there who refuse to grow up.

You know who you are - you still appreciate a good laugh, a great party and some old-fashioned tomfoolery.

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"The most entertaining gift I've ever received."

Built Tough

Designed to withstand the power swings of inebriated adults and hold up to eight pounds of liquor. This ain't no kiddie piñata.

Soft Plastic Bottles

We include safe plastic bottles of liquor and candies, plus the hysterical NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game®.

Deliver By Date

We ensure it arrives on time for the debauchery! Let's get a few nips inside you and go make some bad decisions!

"May all of your gifts be boozy, brilliant and fun!"

The NIPYATA!® has been known to induce laughter, euphoria and bring good luck.

Some say it is a natural libido enhancer. You be the judge.

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Drunken-Santa!® NIPYATA!® (10 Bottles Pre-loaded)
Drunken-Santa!® NIPYATA!® (10 Bottles Pre-loaded)

Drunken-Santa!® NIPYATA!® (10 Bottles Pre-loaded)

Regular price $ 89.99

Prices will be hidden on the receipt.

Select the liquors, pick your delivery date and let's get smashed!


Frequently Asked Questions

Are these things dangerous? What's inside?

Dangerous? Hell yes, they are dangerous. Any type of piñata is potentially dangerous, but especially a NIPYATA!®. For your safety, we use plastic bottles of delicious liquor.

Can I pick the liquors?

Use our Custom Order Form to pick the liquors and number of bottles you need.

How fast can I get a NIPYATA! delivered?

It will arrive within 2 - 4 business days. Email for expedited shipping options, you saucy little minx.

What if the recipient's state doesn't allow liquor shipping?

To ship a NIPYATA! to PA, UT or TX we swap out the nips of liquor for 5% ABV Booze-Infused Candies by Smith & Sinclair® - they are tasty, boozy and can be shipped to all 50 states - click here to check it out.

If I send this to my significant other and don't get laid, can I get my money back?

We have a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee for a reason. This product does not disappoint.

If I sent one to my grandma for her 70th birthday, am I a sicko?

You'd be a sicko not to send it. Smashing a NIPYATA!® is therapeutic and invigorating.

Can you make me a six foot long Peen-Yata! filled with Colombian marching powder and bath salts?

Can I answer a question with two questions?

Why do you think we created this Ridiculous Custom Order Form

What if I have a serious question about this?

Another great question. We try not to field too many serious questions, but you can always check our FAQ or email us at

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