We created NIPYATA! for the fun ones. All of those grownups out there who refuse to grow up.
You know who you are - you still appreciate a good laugh, a great party and some old-fashioned tomfoolery.
The NIPYATA!® has been known to induce laughter, euphoria and bring good luck.
Some say it is a natural libido enhancer. You be the judge.
Dangerous? Hell yes, they are dangerous. Any type of piñata is potentially dangerous, but especially a NIPYATA!®. For your safety, we use plastic bottles of delicious liquor.
You'll make a crazy amount of stupid friends, or a stupid amount of crazy friends. Either way, you'll look like a golden party goddess next time you're out getting ripped.
We have a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee for a reason. This product does not disappoint.
You'd be a sicko not to send it. Smashing a NIPYATA!® is therapeutic and invigorating.
Marisa is, in fact, an idiot. Two Peens is always better than one Peen. That's just science.
Can I answer a question with two questions?
Why do you think we created this Ridiculous Custom Order Form?