Are Nipyatas for 'fun' people only? Or can 'serious' people order Nipyatas too?

Are Nipyatas for 'fun' people only? Or can 'serious' people order Nipyatas too?

There's been a lot of discussion on the inter-webs lately about Nipyatas and whether only "FUN" people can order them.

You know the types of people I'm talking about.

These people always wear wayfarer shades, (sometimes in day glow colors), they are usually inebriated, and have a perma-grin that breaks into laughter on a min by min basis. "Oh, yeah, he's so FUN. I LOVE Tyler. He body slammed our pong table last summer, it was SO FUNNY!"

These people are just plain FUN. They have their priorities straight and they clearly value the importance of Nipyatas in society.

Now, you might be thinking, what about Serious people?

These are the folks that talk a LOT about how busy they are.

They have WORK to do. They have to GET UP early in the MORNING. And they are rarely intoxicated.

Can these Serious folks order a Nipyata? Nope. They can't.

It wouldn't be the right thing to do to allow these types of people to order.

So if you're serious and talk about WORK and other stuff like that, get out of here immediately. is NOT a free country.

Fun people only. (Just kidding. Anyone can order. But yes, we like fun people more. Now let's get a few nips inside you and go make some bad decisions.)