When is it a good time to tell your wife you're storing 500 piñatas in your basement?

When is it a good time to tell your wife you're storing 500 piñatas in your basement?

Last night, I was at home, sitting at the dinner table, casually reflecting on the day while sipping on some delicious nips of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey when my wife storms up from the basement:

"What the hell is all that shit down there!?"

"The boxes?" I ask, pretending to not know what she's talking about.

"Yeah, the boxes- what the hell is all that crap?" she demands to know.

"Those are the NIPYATA's I was telling you about. They are gonna sell like hotcakes, sweetie." I responded with a confident smile.

Then came the death stare.

NIPYATA! Death Stare

Anyway, the moral of the story is there is NO GOOD TIME TO DISCUSS 500 NIPYATAS STORED IN THE BASEMENT.

So please get your orders in quickly before my wife throws out all of our inventory. Thanks and have an awesome day!

-Señor Nippy Yata

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3 comments


  • Ally Hayes

    Great story and such a fun idea! I ordered 2 recently and can’t wait for them to open!


  • Joanne Flowers

    I absolutely love your product and marketing! Due to Covid, I’m having to wait until there’s an occasion to order and gather again with friends. Can’t wait for that day to arrive soon! Just another incentive to get vaccinated. Get your shot…enjoy some shots!! Count me in!!


  • Kristine Gainer

    Hi there! Love this idea and your email. I discovered your company on Facebook and instantly ordered 7 cards. Imagine my disappointment when I got to the payment and ship section and I realized they all had to be sent to one address. I would gladly pay for them to be sent separately?


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