The Dirty Bird is a big hit with bird watchers everywhere, and a nice gift for when you want to say to your friend, "I always knew you were a dirty bird." You'll send this dirty, tipsy bird flying into smithereens with a good series of ass smacks with our 20" NIPYATA! Smashin' Stick.
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15 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (Nips!):
Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam® Whiskey (1)
Discreet Packaging - keeps it a surprise - plus your boss doesn't need to know about your drinking and smashing problem
Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!
Size: 22"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d)
Demeanor: Dirty. Naughty. Mocking.
20' NIPYATA!® Hangin' Twine - for your hanging convenience, 20" NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick - for your smashing pleasure, NIPYATA!® Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover, NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® - Hilarious, Naughty and Fun!
Assorted Candy: Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots (20+ packs)Gift Receipt with no pricing shown on packing slip and discreet packaging
Product is in stock and ships to arrive within 5 - 10 business days.