The Dirty Bird (Black) (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)

The Dirty Bird (Black) (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)

Regular price $ 129.99 Sale price $ 89.99

The Dirty Bird is a big hit with bird watchers everywhere, and a nice gift for when you want to say to your friend, "I always knew you were a dirty bird." You'll send this dirty, tipsy bird flying into smithereens with a good series of ass smacks with our 20" NIPYATA! Smashin' Stick. 100% satisfaction guaranteed.  (Colors may vary.)

Includes:

  • 15 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (Nips!):
  • Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam® Whiskey (1)
  • Deep Eddy® Vodka (2), Smirnoff® Vodka (2),
  • Jose Cuervo® Silver (1), Jose Cuervo® Gold (1), Jim Beam® Honey Whiskey (2)
  • Captain Morgan's® Rum (1), Bacardi® Rum (1) 
  • NIPYATA!® Hangin' Twine - for your hanging convenience
  • NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick - built for adults
  • NIPYATA!® Blindin' Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover!
  • NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® - hilarious instructions and gameplay variations
  • NIPYATA!® Handwritten Note - tell your boozy lover how much they mean to you
  • Assorted Candy:  Skittles®, Starburst®, Gummy Lifesavers®, Dots®, Dum Dum® Lollipops (20+ packs)
  • Gift Receipt (no pricing shown to recipient)
  • Discreet Packaging - keeps it a surprise - plus your boss doesn't need to know about your drinking and smashing problem
  • Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Size: 22"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d)

Demeanor: Dirty. Naughty. Mocking.