The Dirty Bird (Mini Plastic Bottles Pre-loaded) - FREE Ground Shipping

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The Dirty Bird is a big hit with bird watchers everywhere, and a nice gift for when you want to say to your friend, "I always knew you were a dirty bird."

You'll send this dirty, tipsy bird flying into smithereens with a good series of ass smacks with our 20" NIPYATA! Smashin' Stick.

Our wicked awesome party mix has something for everyone, including mini plastic bottles of Bacardi®, Pink Whitney®, Deep Eddy®, Fireball®, Sauza®, BakeSale®, Absinthia® Absinthe and more! 

Also comes with everything you need to set up the party -
  • NIPYATA!® Hangin' Twine - 20' of twine for your hanging convenience
  • NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick - 20" built for adults for smashing pleasure
  • NIPYATA!® Blindin' Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover!
  • NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® - hilarious instructions and gameplay variations
  • NIPYATA!® Note - tell your boozy lover how much they mean to you
  • Assorted Candy: Skittles, Starbursts, Swedish Fish, Nerds (20+ packs)
  • Gift Receipt (no pricing shown to the recipient)
  • Discreet Packaging - keeps it a surprise - plus your boss doesn't need to know about your drinking and smashing problem
  • Arrives within 3 - 6 business days

Size: 22"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d)

Demeanor: Dirty. Naughty. Mocking. 

100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
1000% Fun.

Must be 21+ and please smash responsibly.
CANNOT ship to AL, ND, SD, UT (sorry about that)

Unfortunately, this product CANNOT ship to: AL, SD, ND or UT (Sorry about that to our fans in those states.)

This boozy beauty will arrive in 2 - 6 business days.

If you need it held for a future deliver by date, select "No, please hold for delivery..." above the "Add to Cart" button. Then select a future deliver by date up to 365 days in the future.

If you need this boozy beauty expedited, please email for pricing and delivery options. Thank you! -Your friends at NIPYATA!