Deathly Afraid of Clowns® NIPYATA!® (15 Bottles Pre-loaded)
If you have a boozy friend or loved one that is Deathly Afraid of Clowns- well, this is the perfect gift for them. Watch them soil their pants as they open up the box and then get smashed as they attack the single most fear inducing thing in their lives. Talk about a stress reliever. The Ultimate Boozy Gift!
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This is the scariest NIPYATA! yet it still reeks of pure class.
15 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (Nips!):
Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam® Whiskey (1)
Deep Eddy® Vodka (2), Smirnoff® Vodka (2),
Jose Cuervo® Silver (1), Jose Cuervo® Gold (1), Margaritaville® Gold (2)
Captain Morgan's® Rum (1), Bacardi® Rum (1)
NIPYATA!® Hangin' Twine - for your hanging convenience
NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick - built for adults
NIPYATA!® Blindin' Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover!
NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® - hilarious instructions and gameplay variations
NIPYATA!® Handwritten Note - tell your boozy lover how much they mean to you
Discreet Packaging - keeps it a surprise - plus your boss doesn't need to know about your drinking and smashing problem
Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!
Size: 22"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d)
Scary. Frightening. Clowny. Downright terrifying. Might need new underwear after opening.
Good idea for Handwritten Note Card:
"I finally quit drinking for good. Now I drink for evil."
Assembled in the beautiful USA! Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. The candy and miniature plastic bottles of spirits are conveniently packed inside the NIPYATA! Open box. Hang 'Yata. Smash Responsibly.
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