The Stay Classy Burrito® NIPYATA!® is a fan favorite and perfect for those keeping it classy while partying hard. The Ultimate Boozy Birthday Gift!

100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Don't love it? Return for free with no questions asked. Want to customize the liquors? Use this Custom Order Form

***In stock and ships within 2 business days to arrive within 3 - 8 business days. Please email hola@nipyata.com if you need it expedited or select a future date to align with a birthday or event.***

This is the Original NIPYATA! - it reeks of pure class. 

Includes:

• 15 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze (Nips!):
• Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam® Whiskey (1)
• Deep Eddy® Vodka (2), Smirnoff® Vodka (2),
• Jose Cuervo® Silver (1), Jose Cuervo® Gold (1)
• JAJA® Blanco Tequila Silver (2)
• Captain Morgan's® Rum (1), Bacardi® Rum (1) 
• NIPYATA!® Hangin' Twine - for your hanging convenience
• NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick - built for adults
• NIPYATA!® Blindin' Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover!
• NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® - hilarious instructions and gameplay variations
• NIPYATA!® Handwritten Note - tell your boozy lover how much they mean to you
• 15 Assorted Candies:  Skittles®, Starburst®, Gummy Lifesavers®, Dots®, Dum Dum® Lollipops (20+ packs)
• Gift Receipt (no pricing shown to recipient)
• Discreet Packaging - keeps it a surprise - plus your boss doesn't need to know about your drinking and smashing problem
• Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Size: 17"(h) x 5"(w) x 13"(d)

Demeanor: Cuddly. Cute. Boozy. Smashy. Fun loving.

Assembled in the beautiful USA! Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. The candy and miniature plastic bottles of spirits are conveniently packed inside the NIPYATA! Open box. Hang 'Yata. Smash Responsibly. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package. 

If you've ever wanted to take a bat to Donald Trump then this is your go-to NIPYATA!  Smash him right in the puss.  Your event will be YUGE!  Election night party nirvana! Tuesday November 3rd 2020 will be here before you know it! Want to customize the liquors? Use this Custom Order Form

***In stock and will ship within 2 business days to arrive within 3 - 7 business days. Email hola@nipyata.com for expedited order options.***

Includes:

• 15 of THE GREATEST Nips (50ml plastic bottles of spirits) An assortment of Fireball® (3), Smirnoff® Vodka (3), Deep Eddy® Ruby Grapefruit Vodka (3), Jim Beam® Whiskey (2), Jose Cuervo® Tequila (2) and Bacardi® Rum (2). 50ml plastic bottles for your safety.
• 20 feet of THE BEST hanging twine
• TREMENDOUS assorted Candy:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum Lollipops (Approx 25 pieces)
• BRILLIANT Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover!
• YUGE 20" NIPYATA® Smashin' Stick
• AMAZING NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game - our naughty, boozy take on the adult piñata game
• SPECIAL forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Maximum Capacity: 25 Nips

Dimensions: 21"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d)

Can be opened and re-sealed if you'd like to add any additional contraband from your private stash!

For easiest delivery, ship to a business or a location where a person 21 yrs of age or older will be present to sign.

The Mexican Power Move will make you look like a rock star when you wear it on your head entering a raucous fiesta!  Will depart our facility within 1 - 2 business days of order date, Free Shipping Included!

• 12 Bottles (50ml plastic) of Liquor (An assortment of Fireball, Deep Eddy Vodka, Assorted Dulce Vida Tequila, Whiskey, Rum and Liqueurs)
• 20 feet of hanging twine, Smashin' Stick and Blindfold for your convenience
• Assorted Candy:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum Lollipops
• Nipyata! Fortunes:  Messages attached to each nip (create your own in "Special instructions for seller" field on next page, or leave blank and we'll include our own - some naughty, some nice)
• Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!
• Maximum Capacity: 15 Nips - Dimensions: 14"(h) x 13"(w) x 13"(d) 

Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents.
For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package.

To customize your liquor, please use our Awesome Custom Order Form!

Includes 15 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze Pre-loaded inside the NIPYATA!®:

• Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam® Whiskey (1)
• Deep Eddy® Vodka (2), Smirnoff® Vodka (2),
• Jose Cuervo® Silver (1), Jose Cuervo® Gold (1), Margaritaville® Gold (2)
• Captain Morgan's® Rum (1), Bacardi® Rum (1) 
• NIPYATA!® Hangin' Twine (20 feet for your convenience)
• NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick
• NIPYATA!® Blindin' Blindfold
• NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game®
• Assorted Candy:  Skittles®, Starburst®, Gummy Lifesavers®, Dots®, Dum Dum® Lollipops (20+ packs)
• Gift Receipt (no pricing shown to recipient)
• Discreet Packaging - your boss doesn't need to know about this 
• Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Size: 17"(h) x 5"(w) x 15"(d)

Demeanor: Proud. Irish. Boozy. Smashy. Fun-loving.

Assembled in the beautiful USA! Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. The candy and miniature plastic bottles of spirits are conveniently packed inside the NIPYATA! Open box. Hang 'Yata. Smash thoroughly. Smile. Laugh. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package. Due to interstate shipping laws, we cannot ship products that contain alcohol to the following states: (AK, HI, PA, UT, WY, ND, SD, IL) Please email us for in-state pick-up options.

Perfect for any event involving the number 40. 40 is the new 20. Party hard. Get smashed. Make some bad decisions. 

Arrives within 2 - 5 business days. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Select Overnight Shipping for urgent orders or email hola@nipyata.com for expedited shipping options.

To customize your order, please use our Awesome Custom Order Form!

Includes 15 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze:

• Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam® Whiskey (2)
• Deep Eddy® Vodka (2), Smirnoff® Vodka (2),
• JaJa® Tequila Blanco 100% Agave Azul (2), Jose Cuervo® Gold (1),
• Bacardi® Rum (2) 
• 20 feet of hanging twine, Smashin' Stick and Blindfold
• NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® - Hilarious, Naughty and Fun!
• Assorted Candy:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum Lollipops (20+ packs)
• Gift Receipt with no pricing shown on packing slip
• Shipped in discreet package
• Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!
• 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Don't love it? Return for free. No questions asked.

Size: 22"(h) x 17"(w) x 4"(d)

Demeanor: Cute. Boozy. Smashy. Fun loving.

Assembled in the beautiful USA! Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. The candy and miniature plastic bottles of spirits are conveniently packed inside the NIPYATA!

Open box. Hang 'Yata. Smash thoroughly. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package. Due to interstate shipping laws, we cannot ship products that contain alcohol to the following states: (AK, HI, PA, UT, WY, ND, SD, IL) Please email us for in-state pick-up options.

The Stay Classy Burrito® NIPYATA!® is a fan favorite and perfect for those keeping it classy while partying hard. This is the Original NIPYATA! - it reeks of pure class. (***Liquor not included***)  In-stock. Ships out within 1 business day. Arrives within 2 - 6 business days. Email hola@nipyata.com after you order for expedited shipping requests.

• 💪”BUILT TOUGH FOR INEBRIATED ADULTS” We make these big and strong so that even your strongest most coordinated grown up drinking buddy won’t smash this open too quickly. Holds up to 20 miniature plastic bottles of liquor or any other goodies you want to include. Lasts for up to 20 - 30 minutes of smashing fun!

• 😜”ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL” A hilarious must-have for any party! This product can either be hung up to smash, used as a table decoration or carried around as a boozy prop on your debaucherous adventure- nips of liquor can be removed simply by fisting your way into the opening in the rear end of the Stay Classy Burrito!

• 🥠”TRUTH OR DARE STYLE MESSAGES” We include NIPYATA!® Fortunes on a separate sheet of stickers (24 1” x 1” stickers) that can be attached to each mini bottle of liquor that have Truth or Dare inspired messages. 

• 🎲”THE RULES OF NIPYATA!® ARE SO FUN AND HELPFUL” Our NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game Instructions are a twisted, naughty take on the traditional piñata experience designed for adults! Don’t remember how to play piñata? Read our instructions and make your evening a smash-hit!

• 👍”SUPER CONVENIENT” We include everything you need: a blindfold, stick, hanging twine and sticker to seal the hole so you don’t need to worry about anything other than getting smashed on your debaucherous night.

Maximum Capacity: 20 Nips plus Candies **Fill With Only Plastic Bottles**

21"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d)

Assembled in the beautiful USA!

Includes:

• NIPYATA!® Blue Box - awesome for gifting and carrying your 'Yata!
• NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® - directions on how to play NIPYATA!®
• NIPYATA!® hanging twine for your convenience (20feet)
• NIPYATA!® Sticker to reseal the opening once you've added your nips
• NIPYATA!® Blindfold
• NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick
• NIPYATA!® Fortunes - 24 adhesive labels to be attached to your nips (Truth or Dare meets Fortune Cookie Fortunes) each label is 1" x 1"
• Nips should be inserted through our convenient opening in the rear end of the donkey under his tail.
• Discreet shipping box
• Gift receipt - no pricing shown on packing slip
• Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Can be shipped to any US State or anywhere World Wide and no adult signature required. 

Maximum Capacity: 40 Nips
18"(h) x 21"(w) x 5"(d) 

• 💪”BUILT TOUGH FOR INEBRIATED ADULTS” We make these big and strong so that even your strongest most coordinated grown up drinking buddy won’t smash this open too quickly. Holds up to 40 miniature plastic bottles of liquor or any other goodies you want to include. Lasts for up to 20 - 30 minutes of smashing fun!

• 😜”ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL” A hilarious must-have for any party! This product can either be hung up to smash, used as a table decoration or carried around as a boozy prop on your debaucherous adventure.

• 🥠”TRUTH OR DARE STYLE MESSAGES” We include NIPYATA!® Fortunes on a separate sheet of stickers (24 1” x 1” stickers) that can be attached to each mini bottle of liquor that have Truth or Dare inspired messages. 

• 🎲”THE RULES OF NIPYATA!® ARE SO FUN AND HELPFUL” Our NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game Instructions are a twisted, naughty take on the traditional piñata experience designed for adults! Don’t remember how to play piñata? Read our instructions and make your evening a smash-hit!

• 👍”SUPER CONVENIENT” We include everything you need: a blindfold, stick, hanging twine and sticker to seal the hole so you don’t need to worry about anything other than getting smashed on your debaucherous night.

Includes:

• Optional Free Handwritten Card 
• Stick, Blindfold & 20 feet of hanging twine for your convenience
• NIPYATA! Fortunes: Messages with adhesive you attach to each nip 24 adhesive labels 1" by 1" with Truth or Dare style messages.
• NIPYATA! Rules of the Game - instructions and fun gameplay variations
• Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Can be opened and resealed upon arrival. 

Maximum Capacity: 40 Nips

26"(h) x 20"(w) x 6"(d) 

Assembled in the beautiful USA!

• 💪”BUILT TOUGH FOR INEBRIATED ADULTS” We make these big and strong so that even your strongest most coordinated grown up drinking buddy won’t smash this open too quickly. Holds up to 40 miniature plastic bottles of liquor or any other goodies you want to include. Lasts for up to 20 - 30 minutes of smashing fun!

• 😜”ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL” A hilarious must-have for any party! This product can either be hung up to smash, used as a table decoration or carried around as a boozy prop on your debaucherous adventure.

• 🥠”TRUTH OR DARE STYLE MESSAGES” We include NIPYATA!® Fortunes on a separate sheet of stickers (24 1” x 1” stickers) that can be attached to each mini bottle of liquor that have Truth or Dare inspired messages. 

• 🎲”THE RULES OF NIPYATA!® ARE SO FUN AND HELPFUL” Our NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game Instructions are a twisted, naughty take on the traditional piñata experience designed for adults! Don’t remember how to play piñata? Read our instructions and make your evening a smash-hit!

• 👍”SUPER CONVENIENT” We include everything you need: a blindfold, stick, hanging twine and sticker to seal the hole so you don’t need to worry about anything other than getting smashed on your debaucherous night.

Includes: 

• NIPYATA!® Hanging Twine: 20 feet of twine for your convenience
• NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick: 20" stick to smash furiously
• NIPYATA!® Blindin' Blindfold: the perfect sight remover
• NIPYATA! Fortunes: 24 Messages you can attach to each nip - each sticker is 1" by 1" and combines Truth or Dare style dares and fun fortunes
• NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game: hysterical instructions and gameplay variations
• Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!
• Shipped in a discreet brown box - keep it a surprise!
• Shipped with gift receipt - no pricing shown on packing slip
• Free Handwritten Card (optional) 

Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents.

50, wow, you made it!  We build these extra large so those old eyes of yours can't miss it. Just don't throw out your back, old timer. Free FedEx Ground Shipping Included!

Maximum Capacity: 40 Nips

18"(h) x 21"(w) x 5"(d)

Assembled in the beautiful USA!

• 💪”BUILT TOUGH FOR INEBRIATED ADULTS” We make these big and strong so that even your strongest most coordinated grown up drinking buddy won’t smash this open too quickly. Holds up to 40 miniature plastic bottles of liquor or any other goodies you want to include. Lasts for up to 20 - 30 minutes of smashing fun!

• 😜”ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL” A hilarious must-have for any party! This product can either be hung up to smash, used as a table decoration or carried around as a boozy prop on your debaucherous adventure.

• 🥠”TRUTH OR DARE STYLE MESSAGES” We include NIPYATA!® Fortunes on a separate sheet of stickers (24 1” x 1” stickers) that can be attached to each mini bottle of liquor that have Truth or Dare inspired messages. 

• 🎲”THE RULES OF NIPYATA!® ARE SO FUN AND HELPFUL” Our NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game Instructions are a twisted, naughty take on the traditional piñata experience designed for adults! Don’t remember how to play piñata? Read our instructions and make your evening a smash-hit!

• 👍”SUPER CONVENIENT” We include everything you need: a blindfold, stick, hanging twine and sticker to seal the hole so you don’t need to worry about anything other than getting smashed on your debaucherous night.

Includes:

• NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® - hilarious instructions / gameplay
• NIPYATA!® hanging twine for your convenience (20feet)
• NIPYATA!® Sticker to reseal the opening once you've added your nips
• NIPYATA!® Blindin' Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover
• NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick - the perfect tool for smashing
• NIPYATA!® Fortunes - 24 adhesive labels to be attached to your nips (Truth or Dare meets Fortune Cookie Fortunes) each label is 1" x 1"
• Discreet shipping box - to keep it a surprise! 
• Gift receipt - no pricing shown on packing slip
• Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents.

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package.

Maximum Capacity: 40 Nips
22"(h) x 18"(w) x 3"(d)

Assembled in the beautiful USA!

• 💪”BUILT TOUGH FOR INEBRIATED ADULTS” We make these big and strong so that even your strongest most coordinated grown up drinking buddy won’t smash this open too quickly. Holds up to 40 miniature plastic bottles of liquor or any other goodies you want to include. Lasts for up to 20 - 30 minutes of smashing fun!

• 😜”ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL” A hilarious must-have for any party! This product can either be hung up to smash, used as a table decoration or carried around as a boozy prop on your debaucherous adventure.

• 🥠”TRUTH OR DARE STYLE MESSAGES” We include NIPYATA!® Fortunes on a separate sheet of stickers (24 1” x 1” stickers) that can be attached to each mini bottle of liquor that have Truth or Dare inspired messages. 

• 🎲”THE RULES OF NIPYATA!® ARE SO FUN AND HELPFUL” Our NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game Instructions are a twisted, naughty take on the traditional piñata experience designed for adults! Don’t remember how to play piñata? Read our instructions and make your evening a smash-hit!

• 👍”SUPER CONVENIENT” We include everything you need: a blindfold, stick, hanging twine and sticker to seal the hole so you don’t need to worry about anything other than getting smashed on your debaucherous night.

Includes:

• Zero Nips (Add your own when it arrives!)
• 20 feet of hanging twine for your convenience
• Assorted Candy:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum Lollipops
• Blindfold and Smashin' Stick
• Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. To meet delivery timelines, substitutions on liquor brand and flavor may be required.

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package.

If you've ever wanted to take a bat to Donald Trump then this is your go-to NIPYATA!  Smash him right in the puss.  Your event will be YUGE!  Election night party nirvana! Tuesday November 3rd 2020 will be here before you know it! (This is the exact NIPYATA! that teetotaler would order. I GUARANTEE it!)

***This is a pre-order product and will begin shipping on April 20th***

Includes:

• 20 feet of THE BEST hanging twine
• AMAZING NIPYATA! Fortunes - Adhesive Stickers inspired by Truth or Dare and famous Trump Quotes to attach to each bottle before you stuff it inside his dome. Read your NIPYATA! Fortune before doing your shot.
• BRILLIANT Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover!
• YUGE 20" NIPYATA® Smashin' Stick
• NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game - our naughty, boozy take on the adult piñata game
• SPECIAL forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Maximum Capacity: 25 Nips plus candies

Dimensions: 24"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d)

Arrives empty and designed for you to add any additional contraband from your private stash!

Pre-order item: Ships via FedEx on April 20th.  Assembled in USA.

Reindeer really do know how to fly, especially when you and a thirsty crowd start swinging at it. Free FedEx Ground Shipping Included!

Maximum Capacity: 20 Nips

18"(h) x 21"(w) x 6"(d)

Includes:

• Nips of Delicious Booze (you select # of nips and favorite liquors - always in plastic mini bottles)
• 20 feet of hanging twine for your convenience
• Assorted Candy:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum Lollipops
• NIPYATA! Fortunes: Messages attached to each nip (create your own, or leave blank and we'll include our own - some naughty, some nice)
• Blindfold and Smashin' Stick
• Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!
• Free FedEx Ground Shipping
• 100% Satisfaction Guarantee - don't love your NIPYATA!? Return for a full refund, no questions asked.

Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package.

Did you get me a giant flat screen television? Nope! We got you a Giant Stack of Presents NIPYATA! filled with 100 mini bottles of delicious booze. "Last time I was this happy about a Christmas present was when I opened up my first Nintendo in 1986. This blows that feeling away!" Free Shipping Included.

Maximum Capacity: 150 Nips

39"(h) x 24"(w) x 5"(d)

Assembled in the beautiful USA!

Includes:

• Nips of Delicious Booze (you select your favorites and # of nips - plastic bottles)
• 20 feet of hanging twine for your convenience
• Assorted Candy:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum Lollipops
• NIPYATA! Fortunes: Messages attached to each nip (create your own, or leave blank and we'll include our own - some naughty, some nice)
• Blindfold and Smashin' Stick
• Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package.

Put this beauty under your real Christmas Tree and celebrate the holidays with the most entertaining, boozy gift! Perfect for Holiday Parties (your boss will love it!) and relatives that like to get tipsy. Includes Free FedEx Ground Shipping!

Maximum Capacity: 25 Nips

18"(h) x 21"(w) x 3"(d)

Assembled in the beautiful USA!

Includes:

• Nips of Delicious Booze (you select your favorites and # of nips - plastic bottles)
• 20 feet of hanging twine for your convenience
• Assorted Candy:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum Lollipops
• NIPYATA! Fortunes: Messages attached to each nip (create your own, or leave blank and we'll include our own - some naughty, some nice)
• Blindfold and Smashin' Stick
• Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!
• Free FedEx Ground Shipping
• 100% Satisfaction Guarantee - if you don't love your NIPYATA! return it for a full refund, no questions asked!

Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package.