Skip the boring flowers and send them a bouquet of delicious boozy nips. The NIPYATA!® Romantic Booze Bouquet® includes 12 50ml bottles (nips!) and 12 silk roses in a gorgeous boozy bouquet. 

 **Pre-Order Item - delivers on or before Mother's Day 2020**

Choose from an assortment of 50ml plastic bottles:

• Spirits Include: Fireball®, Jim Beam®, Smirnoff®, SKYY, Captain Morgan®, Bacardi®, Deep Eddy® 
• Make their day with a boozy-fun gift! 
• FREE Handwritten note (after you click "Add to Cart" you'll see the HANDWRITTEN NOTE field.)
• We honor Special Requests on liquor types - use the FREE HANDWRITTEN NOTE / SPECIAL REQUESTS field after you click "Add to Cart" to customize your selection

Imagine your bachelorette (or bachelor) lugging this beautifully large Peen-Yata! around with them for the entire night of their Bach Party! They're handing out nips (mini plastic bottles) of delicious liquor to new friends and you're making a ton of bad decisions.  Hilarious, fun and a must have for any bachelorette party! Can be used as a table decoration, exhilarating prop or conversation starter out at the bars.

Want to customize the liquor? Use our Custom Order Form

"My that's an awfully large penis you have there.." #openinglineperfection

100% Satisfaction Guaranteed. Don't love it? Send it back for free. No questions asked.

Includes:

15 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze:

• Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam® (1)
• Deep Eddy® Vodka (3), Smirnoff® Vodka (2)
• Jose Cuervo® Silver (1), JaJa® Tequila Blanco 100% Agave Azul (2) 
• Captain Morgan's® Rum (1), Bacardi® Rum (1)

100% Satisfaction Guarantee - return for a full refund, no questions asked

18"(h) x 18"(w) x 5"(d) 

A big day calls for a big night.  Help your friend celebrate the biggest birthday of his/her life with a Finally Legal! NIPYATA! Hoist it up at the party and swing away.  The crowd will go nuts - they always do!  Want to customize the liquor? Use this Custom Order Form.

Arrives within 2 - 6 business days. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

Select UPS overnight shipping for urgent orders or email hola@nipyata.com for expedited shipping options. Select your Deliver By Date during checkout.

Includes 21 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Booze:

• Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (5), Jim Beam® Whiskey (2)
• Deep Eddy® Vodka (2), Smirnoff® Vodka (2),
• JaJa® Tequila Blanco 100% Agave Azul (2), Jose Cuervo® Gold (2), Margaritaville® Gold (2)
• Captain Morgan's® Rum (2), Bacardi® Rum (2) 
• 20 feet of hanging twine, Smashin' Stick and Blindfold
• NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game®
• Assorted Candy:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum Lollipops (20+ packs)
• Gift Receipt with no pricing shown on packing slip
• Shipped in discreet package
• Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!
• 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Don't love it? Return for free. No questions asked.

Size: 22"(h) x 17"(w) x 4"(d)

Demeanor: Cute. Boozy. Smashy. Fun loving.

Assembled in the beautiful USA! Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add your own contents. The candy and miniature plastic bottles of spirits are conveniently packed inside the NIPYATA!

Open box. Hang 'Yata. Smash thoroughly. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package. Due to interstate shipping laws, we cannot ship products that contain alcohol to the following states: (AK, HI, PA, UT, IL) Please email us for in-state pick-up options.

"El Jefe." "The Boss." "The Big Guy." This is a beautiful NIPYATA! that will please any Tequila fan. Especially your boss. Or the lucky bachelorette. Or bachelor. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed. Don't love it? Return it for free. No questions asked. To Customize the Liquor Selection Use This Form

Maximum Capacity: 30 Nips

Dimensions: 22"(h) x 12"(w) x 12"(d)

Made in Mexico, Assembled in the beautiful USA!

Includes:

• 15 Mini 50ml Plastic Bottles of Delicious Booze:
• Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (4)
• Jim Beam® Whiskey (1)
• Deep Eddy® Ruby Red Grapefruit Vodka (2)
• Smirnoff® Vodka (2)
• Jose Cuervo® Silver (1)
• Jose Cuervo® Gold (1)
• Captain Morgan's® Rum (1)
• Bacardi® Rum (1)
• JaJa® Blanco Tequila (2 bottles)
• If you'd prefer to customize the liquor use this order page
• 20 feet of hanging twine, Blindfold and Smashin' Stick for your convenience
• Assorted Candy - Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum Lollipops
• NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game Packet
• Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!

Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add some more goodies to your NIPYATA! before smashing open. 

For easiest delivery, ship to a business address or a location where a person 21 years of age or older will be present to sign for the package.

Get a few nips inside you and let's go make some bad decisions. In-stock. Arrives within 3 - 6 business days.  Email hola@nipyata.com for expedited shipping options.

Includes 15 Plastic Mini Bottles (50ml) of Delicious Premium Booze:

• Fireball® Cinnamon Whiskey (4), Jim Beam® Whiskey (2), Jim Beam® Honey Whiskey (1), Deep Eddy® Vodka (2), Smirnoff® Vodka (2), Jose Cuervo® Silver (1), Jose Cuervo® Gold (1), Captain Morgan® Rum (1), Bacardi® Rum (1) 
• 20 feet of hanging twine for your convenience
• 20 Assorted Candies:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots and more
• Blindfold and Smashin' Stick
• Discreet Packaging - arrives in brown shipping box
• Gift Receipt - no pricing shown on packing slip
• Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!
• 20" x 10" x 10"

Can be opened and resealed upon arrival if you'd like to add some more goodies to your NIPYATA! before smashing open. 

Must be at least 21 years of age to purchase. Adult signature required for delivery. We recommend shipping to a business address.

You'll want to keep these kits on hand for the ~10,000 millennials turning 21 every day.  Some of them are probably in your store right now and looking for the perfect addition to their BIG night.  

Allow customers to select their own nips, or pair with a selection of your choice.

Includes:

• Blindfold
• Hanging twine
• NIPYATA! Fortunes
• Smashing stick

Holds  3 lbs of filler.

Imagine your bachelorette (or bachelor) lugging this beautifully large Peen-Yata!® around with them for the entire night of their Bach Party! Hilarious, fun and a must have for any bachelorette party! In stock. Ships out within 1 business day. Arrives within 2 - 6 business days for U.S. orders. Email hola@nipyata.com after you order for expedited shipping requests.

• 💪”BUILT TOUGH FOR INEBRIATED ADULTS” We make these big and strong so that even your strongest most coordinated grown up drinking buddy won’t smash this open too quickly. Holds up to 30 miniature plastic bottles of liquor or any other goodies you want to include. Lasts for 20 - 30 minutes of smashing fun!
• 🙋”SIZE MATTERS” We made the Peen-Yata!® 20” tall with a 10” extension to get to 30” of smashing pleasure. Big enough so even your most inebriated friend will still make contact!
• 😜”ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL” A hilarious must-have for any bachelorette party! This product can either be hung up to smash or to be carried around as a boozy prop on your debaucherous adventure. 
• 🥠”TRUTH OR DARE STYLE MESSAGES” We include NIPYATA!® Fortunes on a separate sheet of stickers (24 1” x 1” stickers) that can be attached to each mini bottle of liquor that have Truth or Dare inspired messages. 
• 🎲”THE RULES OF NIPYATA!® ARE SO FUN AND HELPFUL” Our NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game Instructions are a twisted, naughty take on the traditional piñata experience designed for adults! Don’t remember how to play piñata? Read our instructions and make your evening a smash-hit!
• 👍”SUPER CONVENIENT” We include everything you need: a blindfold, stick, hanging twine and sticker to seal the hole so you don’t need to worry about anything other than getting smashed on your debaucherous night. (Mini bottles of spirits sold separately.)

Includes:

• A sheet of 24 NIPYATA! Fortunes: Messages on adhesive labels for you to attach to each nip. 1" x 1" stickers. 24 per sheet.
• NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® sheet - follow the directions. Have more explosive fun.
• Bursting with Good Luck and Special Forces that Ward Off Evil Spirits
• Smashin' Stick, Blindfold and 20 feet of hanging twine for your convenience
• Assorted Candy:  Skittles, Starburst, Gummy Lifesavers, Dots, Dum Dum's
• 100% Satisfaction Guarantee - return for a full refund, no questions asked
• In Stock and departs within 1 - 2 business days - please email hola@nipyata.com to expedite order

Size:

20" tall, 14" wide, 5" deep (extends to 30" tall when well hung). heh he.

Get a few nips inside you and let's go make some bad decisions. In-stock. Arrives within 2 - 6 business days.  Email hola@nipyata.com for expedited shipping options.

Liquor and candies sold separately

• 💪”BUILT TOUGH FOR INEBRIATED ADULTS” We make these big and strong so that even your strongest most coordinated grown up drinking buddy won’t smash this open too quickly. Holds up to 30 miniature plastic bottles of liquor or any other goodies you want to include. Lasts for up to 20 - 30 minutes of smashing fun!

• 😜”ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL” A hilarious must-have for any party! This product can either be hung up to smash, used as a table decoration or carried around as a boozy prop on your debaucherous adventure.

• 🥠”TRUTH OR DARE STYLE MESSAGES” We include NIPYATA!® Fortunes on a separate sheet of stickers (24 1” x 1” stickers) that can be attached to each mini bottle of liquor that have Truth or Dare inspired messages. 

• 🎲”THE RULES OF NIPYATA!® ARE SO FUN AND HELPFUL” Our NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game Instructions are a twisted, naughty take on the traditional piñata experience designed for adults! Don’t remember how to play piñata? Read our instructions and make your evening a smash-hit!

• 👍”SUPER CONVENIENT” We include everything you need: a blindfold, stick, hanging twine and sticker to seal the hole so you don’t need to worry about anything other than getting smashed on your debaucherous night.

Includes:

• NIPYATA!® Hangin' Twine - 20 feet for your convenience
• NIPYATA!® Blindin' Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover
• NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick - 21" stick to smash furiously
• NIPYATA!® Fortunes on a separate sheet of stickers (24 1” x 1” stickers) that can be attached to each mini bottle of liquor that have Truth or Dare inspired messages
• NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game - instructions on how to play NIPYATA!®
• Discreet Packaging - arrives in brown shipping box
• Gift Receipt - no pricing shown on packing slip
• Special forces that ward off evil spirits and bring good luck to all!
• 20" x 10" x 10"