The Dirty Bird (Mini Plastic Bottles Pre-loaded) - FREE Ground Shipping

The Dirty Bird is a big hit with bird watchers everywhere, and a nice gift for when you want to say to your friend, "I always knew you were a dirty bird."

You'll send this dirty, tipsy bird flying into smithereens with a good series of ass smacks with our 20" NIPYATA! Smashin' Stick.

• NIPYATA!® Hangin' Twine - 20' of twine for your hanging convenience
• NIPYATA!® Smashin' Stick - 20" built for adults for smashing pleasure
• NIPYATA!® Blindin' Blindfold - the ultimate sight remover!
• NIPYATA!® Rules of the Game® - hilarious instructions and gameplay variations
• NIPYATA!® Note - tell your boozy lover how much they mean to you
• Assorted Candy: Skittles, Starbursts, Swedish Fish, Nerds (20+ packs)
• Gift Receipt (no pricing shown to the recipient)
• Discreet Packaging - keeps it a surprise - plus your boss doesn't need to know about your drinking and smashing problem
• Arrives within 3 - 6 business days

Size: 22"(h) x 5"(w) x 14"(d)

Demeanor: Dirty. Naughty. Mocking. 

100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.
1000% Fun.

Must be 21+ and please smash responsibly.
CANNOT ship to AL, ND, SD, UT (sorry about that)