1,000 Assorted Nips For Your Ultimate Nip Party (Free Shipping)

Some people will order this because they simply want to know what 1,000 nips look like in person. The sheer size of it is mind blowing. Much like the mythic peen.

Some will order it because they want to host the ultimate Nip Party.

Many will order it because they love to slam nips and sneak them around in their pants. #sickos

Whatever your fancy, Labor Day is fast approaching and we believe in smuggling and shooting nips all weekend long. Stock up and let's get nipped, you boozy beauties!

Details below:

- includes 1,000 50ml bottles of liquor - Nips! Glorious Nips!
- will include a wide variety of fresh, awesome, tasty booze
- think Vodka, Rum, Fireball, Tequila, Whiskey, Scotch, Bourbon, Mezcal
- 100% satisfaction guarantee.
- 1000% fun.
- 21+
- Please shoot these 1,000 nips as responsibly as possible.
- Ships via FedEx Spirits in discrete brown shipping boxes.
- Product will arrive within 2 - 6 business days.
- We cannot ship to AK, HI, UT, SD (we apologize to our nip-loving beauties in those states- the regulators don't allow it)

FAQ
What is the point of this product beside shooting a ton of nips all Labor Day weekend long?

Great question. We're actually just trying to see if we can cause an international supply shortage of these adorable little bottles.