Many thought the peachy unicorn was just a myth- but this thing is real and it's glorious. It might just ensure you have the greatest night of your life. Now let's get a few nips inside you and go make some bad decisions. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed. Don't love it? Return it for free. No questions asked.

Includes:

• NIPYATA! Smashin' Stick
• NIPYATA! Blindfold
• 20 Feet of Hangin' Twine for your convenience
• 25 pieces of candy 
• Also filled with good luck and special forces that ward off evil spirits

Size: 21" by 14" by 7"