The Peachy Majestic Unicorn-Yata! (Liquor Not Included)
Many thought the peachy unicorn was just a myth- but this thing is real and it's glorious. It might just ensure you have the greatest night of your life. Now let's get a few nips inside you and go make some bad decisions. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed. Don't love it? Return it for free. No questions asked.
NIPYATA! Smashin' Stick
20 Feet of Hangin' Twine for your convenience
25 pieces of candy
Also filled with good luck and special forces that ward off evil spirits